Well, it turns out that this little parish owned 2 chairs valued in the '90s at about $2000. It was discovered that they were 17th century genuine Ming dynasty chairs. I see in our Diocesan Post that the parish has netted $615,000 for them. The amount paid was in excess of 750,000.
Blessings to the parish that accepts all in the name of Christ.
For one reason or another I don't worship there. My parish is actually closer. (And higher.) Story here.